'Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.' 'Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face.'
But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.'
'I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.' 'Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. 'In Louisiana, we don't bet on football games, we bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not.' In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.' 'Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. 'Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich-something for nothing. 'The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.' 'The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.' 'Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.'
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